Memo to freeloaders: Solicit money near organic foods supermarkets
Earlier today I was leaving a shopping center where one the most popular organic foods supermarkets is located and there was an individual, relatively clean, holding a sign soliciting money. I have seen this individual the last several times I have been to this particular shopping center (note: I, of course, wasn’t shopping at the organic foods store).
This leads me to believe that it must be a lucrative location for such activity, but why? Think about it: Who shops at organic food supermarkets? Answer: Liberals. OK, so some conservatives shop there, which is fine. I’m not knocking the idea of organic food here. The point is that it’s mostly liberals who shop at those types of supermarkets. And what are liberals? Guilt-ridden.
So no wonder this freeloading individual stakes out that particular area. It’s a prime location to rake in a significant amount of money from the guilt-ridden liberals. But remember, most liberals don’t feel guilty out of some desire desire to help the downtrodden. They give money to freeloaders to help themselves feel better. That’s wrong. It’s selfish. But what do the freeloaders care, they’re reaping the benefits of liberals’ acts of selfishness.
So take note, freeloaders: Find the nearest location of an organic foods supermarket and start tapping into the endless selfishness of do-gooder liberals.
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